an ill-maintained patchwork of tomfoolery


the world is a carousel of deformity


"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
--Obi-Wan Kenobi


A chyme-drenched trek through the Labyrinth of the Gut
to honor Messer Gaster and his entourage

ne gravas

my own pride 'n' joy 'n' it-sucks type of webpage;
the earliest known effort of mine on the worldwideweb

If you must know, the excuse for a logo at the upper end of this page was provided by those generous grouses at, but the accent aigu is a miserable bit of graphic hackwork that I take full responsibility for. Sorry.