NE GRAVAS!

It doesn't matter!

This, if you must know, is me with my hair in a style reminiscent of FRANK ZAPPA on the album WE'RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY. I chose this picture to head my page because it seems (to me, at least) to embody the phrase "NE GRAVAS" (Esperanto for "IT DOESN'T MATTER") in all its glory. I can't explain why. It just does.
Happy, huh?

Who am I? Well, it doesn't matter. But if you think it's all that important (which you don't), I am
Walter Moczygemba
The incredible, inedible, indelible, infallible
MASTER OF THINGS AND STUFF
Happy, huh?

Well. On with the show.

Let's face it. You didn't come here for ME stuff, you came here for COOL stuff. Some would say that the two are absolute opposites. Some would say the two are identical. I say the two are both inconsequential.

Me Stuff
Cool Stuff